These are the rambling thoughts of a closet genius & Sex poet.
Adrian Peterson hits his kid with a switch probably wont work/play again this year.
Sponsors are fleeing the docked titanic.
Tony Stewart hits someone else’s son with a car & kills him and the sponsors are still there. Homeboy still has his job.
Two sad situations but incredibly different punishments.
If I ever find someone I would marry again, the small wedding party would have to hike with us to a pretty waterfall, we will all eat a picnic lunch, then a commitment ceremony, pictures in nature, some dancing and then everyone but us has to hike out. My new partner and I will build a fire, have a snack and honeymoon in the woods by the waterfall.
And then get mauled & killed by a bear.
Hashtag The Red Wedding.