1-Way VIP Ticket To Hell Please

I hope there is a special place in hell for people who blow their noses in the cafeteria,while everyone is eatiing breakfast.
If looks could kill…

misswilwarin:

psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

I can take a guess: 0

Lol |^|

Finally watching this #SportingCP vs #Chelsea #ChampionsLeague game
#football #Soccer #futebol

Finally watching this #SportingCP vs #Chelsea #ChampionsLeague game
#football #Soccer #futebol

biggirlsrockmyworldx:

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]


Don’t do this without holding that flap down….just sayin’….lol

Wtf man?

biggirlsrockmyworldx:

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

Don’t do this without holding that flap down….just sayin’….lol

Wtf man?

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs


How much is this?I’m asking for a friend.

ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

How much is this?
I’m asking for a friend.

(Source: fuks)

maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

(Source: shoryukenme)

Nooo #Aragog
The #spider was only beginning its life. And George V killed it! You #ElSalvador-ean Moster.
#Hagrid weeps
#HarryPotter

I knew it. Won-Won got his dick sucked by this crazy Lavender chick.
That’s the face of good head at first try.
This is #ByeFelicia to Hermione!
Sorry.

I knew it. Won-Won got his dick sucked by this crazy Lavender chick.
That’s the face of good head at first try.
This is #ByeFelicia to Hermione!
Sorry.

Rob is being a bunch of jackasse’s in a circle…But like Tim Howard of Hogwarts.
I bet Harry didn’t drop a thing in that cup.

Rob is being a bunch of jackasse’s in a circle…But like Tim Howard of Hogwarts.
I bet Harry didn’t drop a thing in that cup.

Damn Harry ,you got knocked the FUCK out by Draco.
I ain’t even mad. Draco always faced Potter when they had beef.
Harry decided to be sneaky like a coward and hide inder the invisibility cloak. Thats what you get.

Damn Harry ,you got knocked the FUCK out by Draco.
I ain’t even mad. Draco always faced Potter when they had beef.
Harry decided to be sneaky like a coward and hide inder the invisibility cloak. Thats what you get.