If this nigga don’t eat the best pussy in the world? His girl should leave him.How is this possible? Ain’t nobody got time for that

If this nigga don’t eat the best pussy in the world? His girl should leave him.
How is this possible?
Ain’t nobody got time for that

(Source: smokeweed-pl)

Future Parenting Bernie Mac Style

This is why I can’t have no children.
Because if a kid wakes daddy up at 6AM just because it loves me?
I’m punching him/her in the throat.

Chubby Bunny challenge
Teaching my nieces how to do it.
And how to cheat to win… I regret nothing.

Oculus

#Oculus is a shitty movie.
Save yourself some money and watch it at home. You’ll be sleeping half the time anyways.

Now let me go cover every mirror in this house do I can sleep.

The pimple scratching Hindu black spot residue on my forehead won’t disappear. 
I’ve been squirting cocoa butter onto my forehead for a week now.  #NoHomo

The pimple scratching Hindu black spot residue on my forehead won’t disappear.
I’ve been squirting cocoa butter onto my forehead for a week now. #NoHomo

gamkardavekat:

ask-pigpeter:

landofrhymeandreason:

The Rosy Maple Moth is the prettiest moth ever.

(I do not own the rights to these photos, I just wanted to share this beautiful moth with tumblr.)

I relate to this moth on a spiritual level. :v

This moth is fabulous as fuck omg he’s just like “TA-DA!”

Kill it with faaaabulous fire.
How do you find this cute?